HEAVEN-SENT OPPORTUNITY FOR LIBCONS
Britain’s CamCo[alition] was provided with a chance to administer an introductory smack of firm government as Britain’s pathetic courts declared that British Airways cabin crew strikers, led by the usual Yorkshire trade unionists, faced no legal bar in hounding their company to an early grave.
What was called for was a prompt ending of the pernicious ‘right to strike’ – introduced by the Conservative PM Disraeli in 1874 but no longer necessary in days when workers were not effectively bound to a single local employer but could easily seek work on their bikes (not invented in 1874), in their Mondeos and via the internet in countless other places, including the European Union, while taking along with them benefits and countless ‘human rights’ to benefits, medication and baby-sitting services (aka schools). Whether Nice Nick and Daft Dave would imaginatively seize their chance to put Britain’s molly-coddled airline ‘workers’ in their place remained to be seen.
Another chance arose as the UK’s academics, having failed to predict the multiculticrunch or to come up with any statable answer to it or even to the more localized problems of the ‘euro’ [why not let Germany buy a few Greek islands?], announced that they too would like to go on some kind of strike – refusing to mark the exam scripts of kids who had each paid £20K for the service.
CamCo at least rose to this by announcing an immediate 3% cut in university funding – to fall especially on non-science departments (especially, hopefully, on the non-explanatory, non-predictive and forever bungling non-science of ‘economics’ which had failed to warn of how socialists could build up national debts that would take a generation to repay).
BRITISH IS CHEST OOOPS BEST
Rewarding English gentlemen for centuries of kindly sensibility, Britain’s girls were proved to have emerged with bigger busts and hips and smaller ‘ribcages’ [i.e., roughly, waists] than girls of other nations (Sun, 24 v – incl. visual aid from p.3-girl Keeley Hazell).
As had been obvious to sharper-eyed observers since 1990 (as the ‘tank top’ and associated navel display came in), Britain’s bodilicious gals had mastered the Waist-Hip Ratio problem several years before scientists had even identified it – even if British gals had a way to go to catch up with the bootylicious b*ms of Kylie Minogue and Penelope Cruz. (By contrast, obese and tubular ‘females’ turned to lesbianism, lipstick and funny hair-dos, as was increasingly evident on the streets, with aggressive-looking pairs of overdressed frumps parading in E’bro’ as if it was the Berlin Tiergarten of 1992. But these frumps were more than compensated for by sensationally wasp-waisted teenies providing an explanation of why, despite UK socialism, Britain’s White male population has not entirely emigrated to Goa, Odessa, Taganrog, Lake Ochrid and the delights of the Black Sea.)
BLECKS LOSE IT
The crime-ravaged Caribbean state of Jamaica, independent since 1962, declared martial law in its capital, Kingston, where Black criminals (despite 50% of them having emigrated to London) were resisting (with gun battles and the burning of police stations and killing of four policemen and fifty others) the deportation to New York of leading drug-dealing gangsta overlord ‘godfather’ ‘Dudus’ Coke (called Jesus by his thousands of Black devotees/beneficiaries) (Times, 24 v). (‘Dudus’ had armour-piercing ‘Grizzly Big Boar’ rifles but was a non-showy leader of his transatlantic drug empire, not going in for dancing displays like other ‘dons’ but just sitting quietly doped-up in bars surrounded by scantily clad Black women.)
ANGLOS EXPLAINED
A comprehensive and compelling account of Anglo-American character and folkways was provided by the ever-thoughtful Steve Sailer (see previous, passim), reviewing a new book, The Pinch, by new CamCo Cabinet Minister for Universities, David ‘Two Brains’ Willetts, pointing out how today’s NuLabour young were being denied ‘intergenerational justice.’
Stressing the early adoption of self-chosen marriage and the nuclear family by the English (as it might also have stressed England being first in romantic (and forbidden) love – Tristan & Isolde and Lancelot & Guinevere being centred on Cornwall (conveniently remote from priestly authority)), the thesis was that the English had gone on to develop civil society and common law – with their politeness and neutral treatment of others – since they were not inclined to rely on extended families and arranged marriages.
For better or worse, the English model of marriage required a separate home and garden for each family; and this was easy enough while the English could expand to America and Australia. For worse, however, the pressure on property prices (especially with the post-1965 ending of easy White emigration) made it harder for young people to save up enough for houses and to settle down and breed; and expensive properties were increasingly filled by the multiple occupancy of extended immigrant families who were prepared to rub along with each other on the basis of shared inheritance and paternal (and clerical) authority.
Meantime, White youth from middling backgrounds ended without jobs, property or even the prospects that the truth- and IQ-respecting grammar school system had once allowed to at least some of them. Three cheers for brilliance to Steve and David! – Who might also have noted the early interest in self-chosen nuclear love on the part of the English as seen in the way-ahead-of their-time works of Shakespeare and Jane Austen.
POLICE TO CRACK DOWN ON EUGENICS FOR GLASGOW
As ‘Project Prevention,’ a charity founded by North Carolina ex-waitress Barbara Harris (and funded in the USA by my patron for four years, Jim Woodhill), started offering £200 to Glaswegian drug-addicted mothers if they went for sterilization, police invited importuned women to approach them with details so they could investigate this interference with normal East-Glaswegian life (Scotsman, 24 v).
In 2009, one out of every 264 babies born in Scotland suffered excruciating withdrawal symptoms because they were born to mothers who had been taking drugs such as heroin, methadone and cannabis. Project Prevention said "hundreds" of UK residents had been in touch to take up the cash offer after Mrs Harris (57, married to a Black millionaire, and having adopted four crack-addicted Black babies) arrived in Glasgow. Just which mothers PP might try to help next (Celtic supporters? Glasgow’s notoriously anti-Edinburgh taxi drivers? Labour voters?) remained to be seen.
The reaction of hysterical leftists to Mrs Harris’s modest efforts was put on display by the Clottish Drugs Forum (Glasgow) in a letter to the Scotsman (25 v) which blamed drug addiction and the resulting production of drug-addicted babies on ‘poverty’ (Glasgow’s problem despite a century of socialist endeavour) – rather ignoring the question of how Weegie wymmin had cash for drugs in the first place and could not manage in their sorry dependency to follow at least Doctor Johnson’s advice (re legs, together).
CAMCO TO CRACK DOWN ON UK WELFARE SPONGERS!!
Britain’s incoming Dave & Nick Coalition Government had the Queen announce she would provide “sanctions” against dole diddlers who refused work – though it was unclear what would happen to spongers so wilfully unpresentable at interview that no employer would ever offer them work in the first place (especially at the UK’s Labour-inflated ‘minimum wage’ of £7-00 per hour*).
CamCo likewise announced it would assist parent-owned schools as in the (all-White) Swedish countryside – though just why British parents would fund urban schools obliged to admit the local halt, lame, autistic, indisciplined ooops hyperactive and otherwise low-IQ remained to be explained.
The Queen’s Speech likewise contained no detectable mention of the Humanitarian Army ooops TaskForce for Africa that was the only practicable way of getting rid of ooops deploying at minimal cost the UK’s incorrigible recidivists, lunatics, addicts, idlers and retards.
* This was an entirely artificial though official figure: Pakistani shops in Edinburgh in fact standardly gave under-the-counter wages to students of only £3-50 per hour.
NO STATE PUNISHMENT FOR ‘RACIST’ E-MAILS
A victory for academic free speech was won as a US appeal court declined to order sanctions against a distinguished mathematics professor who had used his educational district’s e-mail network to send to all his Arizona colleagues what he called race-realistic messages critical of Hispanic, Muslim and Red Indian culture (USA Today, 21 v; Leagle, 20 v).
Latino colleagues had complained that Walter Kehowski should be disciplined by officials for maintaining the superiority of Western culture; but the court said the officials’ own (reluctant) decision to respect WK’s academic freedom should be respected. E-mails to substantial numbers of colleagues did not constitute ‘harassment,’ judged the court, which said the complainants should argue with WK in a normal academic way and not try to rely on the government “to shut him up.”
The argument had begun with WK asking why local education authorities had endorsed a holiday on ‘Dia de la Raza,’ or ‘Day of the Race’ – an event which WK called (as many would) “explicitly racist.” A federal district court had previously sided with the plaintiffs in 2008.
In 2006, WK had been suspended for citing Pat Buchanan’s website (which had put up a speech by George Washington); but he was fully reinstated after action by the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE).
GRAUNIAD BACKS SELECTION!
Perhaps signalling a post-Election move by Liebore towards C2-voter-inspired realism about crime, immigration, welfare dependency and education (and even the lesbian-dominated National UnHealth System), a Guardian columnist was allowed to urge the return of grammar schools so as to give brighter middling kids a leg up (26 v).
(Whether columnist Tim Luckhurst had ever read or heard tell of The g Factor remained an open question. But his proposals were a marked improvement on those of CamCo’s Michael Gove whose new ‘Swedish-style’ ‘academy’ schools for England would – supposedly -- not be allowed to practise either front-door or back-door selection of more promising/deserving pupils.)
‘CROSSBOW CANNIBAL’ REGISTERED FOR PH.D.
The sorry state of Britain’s universities was on show as the suspected murderer and dismemberer of at least three prostitutes, Stephen Griffiths, 40 and with a B.A. in Psychology, turned out not only to keep giant lizards, to eat baby rats and to watch gorefest films in his council-supplied flat but to have been for six years a Ph.D. student and research assistant in criminology (subject: policing methods in serial murder cases) at Bradford University without his supervisor(s) noticing anything wrong with him (whereas his neighbours and fellow students had him marked down all along as a loner, goth and weirdo who sometimes said he was gay) (Sun, 27 v).
(Griffiths’ divorced mother had almost certainly been a prostitute and thus rich enough to send him to an independent school – though she also clocked up a conviction for benefit fraud.)
(Griffiths had had a ten-year relationship with a ginger-haired ex-prison-officerette who described him as a violent and jealous control freak – News of the World, 30 v. Presumably the sex had been good….)
LIES, DAMNED LIES AND LIBYAG LIES
With Britain and the West teetering on the verge of a sovereign debt crisis (due to having bailed out banks which had over-lent amidst the excitement of America’s multiculti inflation – see previous), Britain’s Cabinet minister charged with rescuing the Government’s finances, David Laws, 44, a man touted as being of the ‘utmost probity,’ was revealed to have used taxpayers’ money to pay more than £40,000 in rent to a long-term secret young yag partner, a finance adviser and spin merchant, c. 29 (Daily Telegraph, 29 v; Sun, 29 v) – thus emerging at once as a squalid cheat, bumboy, moneygrabber and betrayer of his LibDim leader Cleggover just as Britain hoped CamCo would get going to sort out Britain’s (Labour-bequeathed) debts in a sensible, honest and transparent manner.
The LibDims, who had a historic reputation for yaggery, already had two very senior members who were yags – one of them (no kidding!) a balded fat-faced shit-eating devotee of London street boys.
MPs had been banned from "leasing accommodation from a partner" since a change to House of Commons expenses rules in 2006. But Laws had believed the pretence could be maintained that the long-running lying couple were not an item since they did not share a bank account. (Or double bed? – Ed.)
By the end of 29th, Laws had resigned as Chief Treasury Secretary. But Shameron and Cleggover decided Show CamCo must go on, to be rejoined by the nancy boy accounting wizard asap. Sham evidently preferred this option to the task of running a minority government – a simple task since the LibYags would never have risked overthrowing him and triggering a General ‘Pooftah’ Election, but a task that would have required Sham to keep the loyalty of his own backbench MPs, already restive at the LibYag-inspired proposed increase of Capital Gains Tax from 18% to 40% or more.
So Laws found himself worshipped by Sham as a man of enormous honour, integrity and ability; and by Cleggover as possessing that quality so rarely mentioned publicly in the noughties, “intelligence.” Evidently there was no sense of betrayal at CamCo: Shammy and Cleggy had – like the rest of the Westminster club – known all along that Laws was a shit-stirrer. It was only the British public that had been kept in the dark as CamCo elevated its own version of NuLabour’s Lord Mandy Mandelbum.
After all the gushing tributes to the previously-unheard-of gayboy Laws, his Treasury position – which only required tea ceremonies with top three-brained civil servants -- was promptly filled by an equal LibDim nonentity, ‘Danny’ Alexander.
The best-known ‘Conservative’ homo (apart from the exiled Michael Portillo) was the bantamweight Alan Duncan (St John’s College, Oxford – same as Rev. Bliar); but Dunkin had risen under CamCo only to the non-Cabinet job of Minister of State for International Development i.e. Diddly-Squat.
MUESLI-ON-MUESLI MAYHEM
The spirit of Islam went on display in Pakiland as 70 ‘Ahmadi’ worshippers (from the country’s 4M such believers that their founder, and not Mahomet, had been ‘the last prophet’) were killed at their mosque in Lahore, and at least 100 more injured, by rival followers of Sunnidom (probably headed up by fulsomely armed Al Qaeda fanatics who shot at police attempting to prevent the carnage at the mosque) (Sun, 29 v). The Punjab’s chief minister said, “It is a shame to cause bloodshed in mosques.”
ln south London, Muslim youths of 14 and 21 were convicted of the murder by arson of a 15-yr-old girl who had dumped the 14-yr-old (D. Telegraph, 27 v). The girl’s sister was also murdered in the blaze; and the mother almost died.
END OF THE FAMILY
While Daft Dave Cameron bleated about his wish to support marriage and the family (an already timid-enough wish being suppressed at LibYag behest), England’s courts allowed a 32-yr-old man to sue his own mother for having failed to prevent his father from beating him in childhood (D.Telegraph, 25 v). – This lawsuit would doubtless be followed by others alleging psychological abuse by pocket-money-saving or otherwise faintly realistic parents; and would culminate in the British Commonwealth producing even fewer children than the late Roman Empire (where children became a burden as Christianity no longer allowed infanticide – which in Rome’s glory days could be applied to sons as old as 34…).
MULTICULTICRUNCH SEMI-ADMITTED
Although Daft Dave NuTory Shameron could not seize his opportunity to rid himself of LibYags (who had shamelessly hidden Wizard Laws’ homosexuality from the country), and though the BNP had collapsed under its determined anti-racism, and though Pa Broon was the only politician who had ever said (occasionally) that the 2008-10 world economic crisis ‘began in America,’ at least the Torygraph’s bright young economics columnist, Jeremy Warner, seemed vaguely to know the score about the Clinton/Bush-launched explosion of lending to multicults (with its temporary property bubble, stimulating worldwide lending – see previous, passim) (29 v): “The underlying cause of the financial meltdown was not greedy, profit-before-safety bankers, though they undoubtedly played a very full part; nor was it lax and inappropriate regulation, though that, too, was plainly at fault; rather, it was excessive demand for credit, actively sanctioned and even encouraged by public policy.”
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